Miss America Runner-Up Licks Pussy

Upon stumbling across this, I discover that in addition to showing you how she licks pussy, the second runner-up to Miss America, Elyse Umemoto, also enjoys having her photograph taken: in her bra, while kissing girls, flipping you off and when she's doing shots. Pageants must be fun.

And really, who could have any objection to Elyse's erotic snapshots? It's not like she's a guy in saggy pants. You see, in Flint, MI, they're cracking down on such obscenities. Now what I find most egregious about this is that if you are stopped because someone can see the waistband of your skivvies, you can then be subject to search of your person or your vehicle for drugs, etc. What fucking sense does that make? I think we may have uncovered the ulterior motive here on said crack-down. The best part is this handy chart that assists Flint police with how to properly cite buttocks-exposing offenders. According to this, most days I would be in jeopardy of a warning, occasionally indecent exposure, but luckily - never disorderly conduct.

Now, for the record, I of course stand firmly in support of a guy's freedom in his fashion choices. Of all the junk I've seen creeping out of a pair of saggy pants, I've yet to be offended, but that's me, just sayin'.